恶作剧 - 《恶作剧之吻》插曲

歌曲： 恶作剧
歌手：王蓝茵 专辑：恶作剧之吻原声

我找不到很好的原因 去阻挡这一切的亲密
这感觉太奇异 我抱歉不能说明

我相信这爱情的定义 奇迹会发生也不一定
风温柔得清晰 也许飘来好消息

一切新鲜有点冒险 请告诉我怎么走到终点
没有人了解 没有人像我和陌生人的爱恋

我想我会开始想念你 可是我刚刚才遇见了你
我怀疑这奇遇只是个恶作剧

我想我已慢慢喜欢你 因为我拥有爱情的勇气
我任性投入你给的恶作剧 你给的恶作剧

我找不到很好的原因 去阻挡这一切的亲密
这感觉太奇异 我抱歉不能说明

我相信这爱情的定义 奇迹会发生也不一定
风温柔得清晰 也许飘来好消息

我才发现 你很耀眼 请让我再瞧瞧你的双眼
没有人了解 没有人像我和陌生人的爱恋

我想我会开始想念你 可是我刚刚才遇见了你
我怀疑这奇遇只是个恶作剧

我想我已慢慢喜欢你 因为我拥有爱情的勇气
我任性投入你给的恶作剧 你给的恶作剧

The thing about google

Didn't know why, don't know how, but i was bored after reading too much documentation and codes...so I did a search on google.

So what did search for?I searched for an image, and the search field? 'Ding Yixiang' !!!! Bo Liaoz rite?well its true...the things people can do when they are bored!!

"There are only 2 things that r infinite, 1) the universe 2) human's stupidity" --Albert Einstein

So following that 'law', i did a search, and you know what came out?

http://www.thieme-connect.com/bilder/synlett/200504/u335_ga

Apparently, I invented this formula!haha...Honestly, someone in china with the same name as me did... Stupid?

yah..haha...but I found a lot of old history i left on the internet since 12 yrs ago...so anyone interested, type in 'ding yixiang' in google, and know more about me! =]

kudos...

happy.birth.day

歌手：阿信 专辑： happy birth day

为什么奶昔不甜
为什么风景不美
因为你在身边
世界只剩下一个焦点

一开始你就特别
从眼神就很体贴
我们都不穿鞋
光著脚穿越耳语流言

在这之前我到底是谁
你出现我眼前
一瞬间一切都改变

happy birth day
你就在我身边
和你吃苦一生胜
过天堂一天

happy birth day
告别忧伤昨天
自从遇见了你
才是我 happy birth day

风筝和风在缠绵
诗人和诗在兜圈
你坐在我旁边
这一种快乐无法描写

世界我环游一圈
看很多空中小姐
都没有比你美
第一名模也只能闪边

在这之前我到底是谁
你出现我眼前
一瞬间一切都改变

happy birth day
你就在我身边
和你吃苦一生
胜过天堂一天

happy birth day
告别忧伤昨天
自从遇见了你
才是我 happy birth day

为什么快乐也会流下眼泪
灌溉了我的荒野
开满了玫瑰
我不累我不睡
我不休息我不阖眼
我不想浪费每一秒
在这有你的世界

2004 pics [Part2]

[June 2004] Reenz & Fen
With Gus, Didi & Lunnie
Close Up

[July 2004] Group Photo!
Fen & Reenz

[Nov 2004] DS, KS & Jerry
with Yix! that's Yix with Gold hair
DS with Van & Fen... Gosh!

We were like this in Year 2005

CNY dinner in school [Feb 2005]

KS, Reenz and Fen in school [April 2005]
JY's bday [March 2005]
Fen, Reenz and Yun! My God, our hair is short! Black somemore!
Fen & Reenz [May 2005]
Reenz & Fen with Yix!

pc show

meeting details:

Friday 10 Mar
6.20pm
Suntec

ppl gg : yun, fen, yix

NTU graduate lands $11,000-a-month job

Most shocking news of the morning!!
(Taken from TODAY)

"Beat this:An entry-level salary of $11,000 a month?That's what a Nanyang Technological University compter engineering graduate is earning as a software engineer at a multi-national coporation."

the thing about ad-hoc jobs

just met me IA supp last nite, not good from what he told me....

sup:"so how was IA?"
me:"gd so far,but having only ad-hoc jobs"
sup:"tats not gd,without any main project,the most is a C....*blah blah blah*"

didnt really hear wat came after that, the 'C' was too much of an impact...

and with tat my heart went sub-terrian..sunk deep into the oceans and mind kinda went blank.

then went home to think...bloody hell, how am i going to get a project if the whole bloody department have nothing for me to do!

guys, ya have problems like these??

The thing about been late

Have you guys been late and have the feeling that you're the only one???

I had this feeling this morning, way back in my room. Woke up like 45mins late...rushed down to city hall...then thatz where the 'thing' happened....

I saw tons of people,'speed walking'!!!they are perpectually running!n seeing them do that, it gave me a very calming feeling...the fact that i'm not the only one late...made me feel better,and slowed down my pace!!in the end it took me longer to get to office than usual..haha...

so people, next time when you're late...look around, those people are like u...LAZY BASTARDS..... LOL

trip to Sim Lim Sqr

Anyone interested in going Sim Lim?

Meet Monday 6 Mar , 7pm Bugis mrt ctrl stn.

Ppl gg : yun, fen, cybaster

Down Memory Lane

Here I am looking at our photos from Year 1 (That's like donkey years ago!)
OMG... how much we've all changed!!! Girls of cos become prettier, Guys more yandao!
From the blur blur, "ah Tut" look to more mature looking dudes...

Anyway, if it's ok.. I'll be posting pics here.
[Backing up all my files.. Got a feelin my laptop's gonna crash on me soon!] =(

NTU Khakis

i also raise all my hands and legs up..wah..ppl here really thought we are old staff..

1st day work
Supervisor: ok Eugene right..ah..you do the BOM generator ok..
Eugene thinking: I am not osama leh..tell mi to generate BOMB..
Eugene talking: eh..wat is bomb?
Supervisor: aiyah i forget you dunno..it is the Bills of Material.BOM...
Eugene talking: ooo..

Acronyms!!!

Yeah man... i agreed with Yix! *hands and legs up!*
My work place here??
ACE, TPM, QCPC, RCCA, KPI, 5S + 1 (means cleanliness! what a nice name!)
and the pple here talk as if i'm an old staff! >< WTH, i dun even understand wat u are talkin abt!

Sometimes, or Most of the times, acronyms lead to confusion especially when pple are at different frequencies....Here's what happened:

3 gals having dinner and talkin abt our work place...
A: "My office hasnt got a lot of pple. Basically, me, Boss, 1 admin lady, 1 finance lady and 2 Indian guys. They are PR."
Fen: [thinkin... WA. seldom hear guys doin PR, Public Relations!] "So what do they do?"
A & B: [shocked!] "They learn how to be good citizens!"
The PR == Permenant Resident. ROFL...

The thing about acronyms

You see acronyms everywhere!PIE,ECP,KJE....

A: "So how do you go to NTU?"
B: "Take the P.I.E.."
A: "HUH?pie??Take the pie n do wat??"

see?Acronyms gives us more trouble than its initial function:to help use to remember. Remember those days before IA, when we have to study all those computer terms?PLA,RAM,ROM..What help does it do when you can't even remember whats the full name for PLA??(in case u forgot, PLA= Programmable Logic Array)

This is also the case for ONS...a relatively simple terms, well known to all guys n gers in Singapore. ONS=One.Night.Stand. Simple eh?Yet so many people are ignorant of that?
"Oracle National Security","Oxygen Notification System" those can also be used for ONS rite?
imagine this scenario,

Wife:"How come you came home so late last night?"
Husband: "Oh, I had to work on my ONS"
*Wife gives the Husband a sucker punch to the chin*
At the hospital,
Wife:"You ok?"
Husband:"I didn't know you have such a big reaction to my new project?"
*Wife gives another tight slap*
(In any case, the husband was talking about his new project...yes you all got it, the Oxygen.Notifciation.System)

3 Simple letter, so much trouble in the end. Had the husband, just told the wife, the new project name, everything would have been solved right?So I say, take away all those short forms...the worst thing we have is either very thick textbooks or very long conversations...

you know why i'm blogging this??
Well thanks to Microsoft and oracle, I have to remember so much technical terms..SQL,BPEL,RAC,ASP,JSP???!?!
Why do i need to know so much for a bloody DBA exam?!!!!

The thing about women

"Its not easy to understand women" said a friend of mine. Its true women are so difficult to understand nowadays. Especially with the 'ger power' and the equality of sex nowadays. Women tend to be more happy since they are doing what men are doing, it gives them a sense of power, the fact that a women can do what a men can do empowers them, especially the financial benefit. Now women can go buy pretty things without keep asking from the men.

However, according to a recent report by a reporter in The New York Times, (I'm not making this up, check technorati to validate =P) Women tend to be more happy when they are doing what they have been doing for eons...HOUSE-WIFE. Its true his report might have a lot of loop-holes, but it brings forward a very important point, that no 2 women are the same. So throw away those books about men are from mars and women are from Venus (women can be from the sun for all I care..), they can't tell men what women really is thinking, the books just tell us(men) how to handle women in different situations, not how you(women) think in those times.

On the other hand, like the coin with 2 sides..The theory on women been complicated have 2 grounds too. I personally think that women are not complicated, they just work on a different frequency than men. We fight, you all bitch. Its all the same, just that the presentation is different. Think about it, how many times do you(women) actually agree with us(men) on a certain thing? Frankly speaking, quite a lot. Just that sometimes agreeing with men just makes it wrong, thus you(women) find reasons to dis-agree. Right? Well, to tell you the truth, its the same for men too. This proves a very strong point right? That we are all the same.

Well, readers the stuff I've mentioned above might not be substantial. However thats the best I can do on an office computer with all my colleagues walking around.

Please comment, because I think I'm starting to like this blogging business. LOL

what man should wear (UPDATED!)

well there are alot of types of men around... but mostly in singapore we are all boiled down to 3 types...

1) the looker
2) the sportsman
3) simply bo chup!
4) the plain joe

for the first case... he wants to be looked upon,attract gers to look and him, and hey even a few gays glaring at him won't hurt either! this kind of guys usually wear jeans and a nice top, long sleeve shirt(stripped type) or a funky t-shirt. the jeans would be faded, most prob branded too...

for the second case, ah..berms,board-shorts would be almost a norm. sleeve-less shirts, billabong,quiksilver shirt(actually anything branded with a sport would be good). footwear would most prob be flip-flops, though sandals would be a good option,but they are just too damn tuff to take out..haha...

for the 3rd case...haiz...those are the type that actually will be stared upon in the city area...picture this, an old uncle, wearing those long sleeve shirt that is semi-transparent, n wearing a singlet inside, khaki type of shorts, and a black leather shoe with white socks!!!

need i say more? =]

as i forgot to include the last n most important case...friends!I present to you, the PLAIN JOE! his the type who don't reallly bother bout how they dress...yet, to some extend they can't bo chup about it. Its a contradiction, but I guess we men are just complicated! =]
their attire consist of a normal t-shirt and normal jeans...thatz well erm..plain normal. most guys belong to this group, yet deep down, many wanna belong to the 1st or 2nd.
well if i've money that is...

Use Case Diagrams

Starting to get sick of coding.. hahaha! Decided to do use case diagrams / scenario diagrams for a change. Was reading thru our SC207 textbook when I saw this line in it:

The common case (i.e., cases that are expected by the user) and the exceptional cases (i.e., cases that are unexpected by the user, such as errors and unusual conditions) are described separately in different use cases for clarity.

Does that mean if an error such as the user leaving blank fields will have to be considered as a separate use case? *deep in thoughts*

The story game...

wow..thanks for the fast reply in the chat box...now i noe how frequent u all visit this blog!haha...
well since i'm so bored..i shall start a game here....a story continuation game.

aim : to see how good the story telling skills of the bloggers here.
how to play : just continue the story from the last guy/ger, but pls stick to the limit
limit : approx 5 lines (aga-ration ok???)

ok, so without further adeu..lets start....
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The time is 11am, sitting in-front of the computer. I look out of the window and thought to myself, "Its such a nice day, what am I doing in the office?"

Frankly, the idea of quiting this job has always been on my mind, but the option of giving up this expensive lifestyle i'm living is impossible.

With rubbish thoughts going through my mind, I took a glance at the buzy street below. "WHATS THAT?!" ......

boring time at work..

how many times do you need to bug for team leader to get work to do?well thatz a first for me, esp in a big company!! Oracle is so screwed!! people here dun have to concept of working hard n playing hard...play all the time n just work to scrap thru..haiz....

the reasons why i hate what i'm doin now...(mm...or the lack of things to do)

things that screwed in the group
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1) not following any software lifecycle (thus no idea where the project status is now)
2) no database schema n not following rules(ie no normaliazation n no FK!) (thus code very long)
3) no documentation (thus can't understand a single class)
4) no sequence diagram (thus how the heck do i need to know what to do?!)
5) no comments in code!! (explains everything eh?)
6) NO TASK PLAN! (means no work for me lor....)
7) NOFUNCTIONAL SPECS!! (who noes...2 months down the road, the customer might say "hey i wanted a program that can fly me to the moon, y am i getting a program that teaches me how to make sushi?!?!"

how the hell does one work in a group so screwed up from the start?! haiz..so in spite of a good company, even if the peopl are screwed here, its still screwed frm the start...

oh well...530pm pls come quick...wanna just get out of here....

vibrator...*vibrate vibrate vibrate*

http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?t=1233216

check this sit out man!
for those tt cant read chinese..
a vibrator got stuck..when hubby and wife used it to enhance sex life..
was vibrating in the woman's body for 5 hours before it was removed..
upon removal, it was still vibrating!

if my chinese still can make it..it shld mean this la>_<